Tuesday, April 26, 2005

A blonde and a loan officer

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to 15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde joke.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

90 year old man

A 90 year old man went to his Doctor and said, "I've never felt better.
I have an 18 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think about that?"
The Doctor considered his question for a minute and then began, "I have a friend who is a hunter and he never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his rifle. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream, he raised his umbrella and went 'BANG...BANG' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think about that??"
The 90 year old said "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The Doctor replied, "My point exactly."